Native Americans Advance Human Rights, South Dakota Freaks Out!

“Local Media has a Hissy Fit Over Marijuana Legalization”

6 – 17 – 15 Sioux Falls, SD By Devin Saxon. Like whining lap-dogs bowing to the state looking for their treats, local media outlets around South Dakota immediately took to the airwaves making adorable little lists of things South Dakotan residents, “need to know,” about the Flandreau Santee Sioux Tribe’s recent decision to partially legalize God’s creation on Earth, also known as the harmless plant cannabis. Here to remind whining dogs of their place in the world, #DakotaZFreePress has also made a cute little list of things South Dakota’s citizens need to know about advancing human rights:

1.) The Testimony of GOD.

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2.) The Testimony of Peter Christ, Police Captain with 20 Years Experience, THE DRUG WAR IS A SCAM ON TAXPAYERS

3.) The Testimony of Robert Tosh Plumlee C.I.A. Veteran Pilot and Army Captain, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS THE MAIN DRUG SUPPLIER IN THE USA

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4.) The Testimony of Thomas Jefferson, Founding Father of America, 3rd President of the United States, Founder of the University of Virginia, Member of the First Continental Congress, and Author of the Declaration of Independence:




5.) The Testimony of George Washington, 1st President of the United States, Leader of the Continental Army, Victor of the Revolutionary War, Founding Father of the United States of America, and President of the 1st Continental Congress.



6.) The Testimony of Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States, Signer of the Emancipation Proclamation, Won the Civil War, Ended Slavery, his face is carved on Mount Rushmore.



7.) Attorney General Marty Jackley Says he is Concerned About People Driving While High, but SUPPORTS DROPPING CHARGES FOR CHILD MOLESTERS.

8.) Police say they will need more military equipment and police dogs for hippies, but they still haven’t done anything about Marty Jackley sending Criminal Investigations Units after Shirley Schwab for protecting the Mette Children from CHILD MOLESTERS.

9.) The Corporate Media isn’t covering the Mette Rape scandal because they are the lap-dogs of the state, and that is more dangerous for the citizens of South Dakota than a plant created by God that sows seeds and grows naturally all over the planet EARTH.



One thought on “Native Americans Advance Human Rights, South Dakota Freaks Out!

  1. Being completely neutral here: George Washington used hemp because it is fibrous. Hemp was used for rope, clothes, and netting more than recreational use until the 20th century. Thomas Jefferson indeed grew hemp, but the quotes you attribute to him have never been found in any writings by Jefferson. The Found Fathers grew hemp but likely never got high from smoking it. The kind they used had such low THC levels that it’d be surprising they even got a buzz off of it. There is speculation that John Adams did smoke hemp though.


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